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Poll dance.

Looks like the bottom is falling out of the legislative health insurance reform effort. Oh, there may be a bill, but the political legs are getting very wobbly. All of the compromises and fall-backs the left has agreed to over the past year have been painted as too radical for the public at large, even though the public at large broadly supports elements like the “public option” and expansion of Medicare to people under 65. In other words, the majority of people in the United States think there should be some kind of government provided health insurance available to everyone, not just retirees, veterans, and people in the United States Congress… but Joe Lieberman and 40 G.O.P. senators don’t want it, so it’s not going to happen. Small wonder that more recent polling by one of the major networks and the Wall Street Journal shows a majority now against the health care legislation under consideration in the Senate. Someone should poll Lieberman and make sure that he’s mostly happy now, since that’s all that seems to matter.

The interesting part is that, in announcing the poll results, the newscasters don’t seem to make that connection. We are presented with evidence of shifting public opinion but no real insight on why the shift has taken place. Why should this news warm the cockles of conservatives’ hearts? The public is unhappy with the legislation that they have been instrumental in bringing about. They have consistently demagogued on this issue from the very beginning. And with their titular ally Joe Lieberman – a man who avidly supported their presidential ticket last year and addressed their national convention, Zell Miller style – they have ensured that this legislation will be, at best, weak-as-dishwater reform, and, at worst, a sop to the insurance companies to the tune of millions of new customers and a federal license to print money, in essence. That is something people clearly don’t want. And that makes the conservatives happy. (In fact, it’s very similar to the type of “reform” McCain proposed during the campaign and what Romney implemented in Massachusetts.) They see it as Obama’s failure, and that to them means success.

Okay, so… look at the poll again. Something like 55% of those surveyed say the country is going in the “wrong direction.” What the hell does that mean? Wasn’t it going in the wrong direction last year as well, under Bush? Are we to assume that this means that a majority wants to elect Republicans, the folks who work tirelessly for the failure of the kind of health reform most people support (e.g. single payer, public option, Medicare expansion)? If this is like most political polls, it’s just a simple question – is the country moving in the right direction: yes, no, undecided. It seems as though, as with support for the war, there is an expectation on the part of those being polled that all one needs to do is vote every two years, sit back, fold your arms, and wait for the change to come in the mail. A portion of that is, I would guess, a function of how disconnected most  respondents feel with the policy…. Yeah, war is bad, but I don’t have to fight it, so go for it. Yeah, being grievously ill without health coverage is bad, but it probably won’t happen to me, so leave everything the way it is.

Part of it, though, almost has to be growing cynicism with a political system that seems incapable of translating the will of the electorate into solid, progressive policy.

luv u,

jp

News from the mill.

THE BIG GREEN FAMILY HOLIDAY NEWSLETTER

Happy holidays, everybody. Man, has it been a year already? Can’t believe it. Seems like it was just yesterday when last we were filling you in on the inane details of our tawdry little lives. Tempus fugit. (So fuggit. ) Anyway, here’s the news from our neck of the woods…

Matt’s doing okay, thanks very much. He finished that little project he was working on – you know, the papier-mache helicopter that can fly between dimensions and traverse great distances fueled only by a LePage glue gun. Man, THAT was a big disappointment! Gave the prop a spin, tossed it over the battlements, and down to the street it went like a week-old cabbage. Man got to have his hobbies, you know. If it weren’t for the daily task of keeping those bazooka-toting, treestand-dwelling deer murderers away from the back forty, I don’t know how else he would occupy his time.

A lot of you ask about the two little Lincolns, and small wonder. Cute little fellers, aren’t they. Well, this year, the anti-matter one started school. He was the tallest kid in his kindergarten class – a respectable 6-foot-one – and impressed the teacher with his unitary executive theory and how it should be applied to people who not only ARE the president but who LOOK LIKE someone who once WAS president (emphasis added). Such a clever lad!

John has been playing guitars, banging drums, changing the laws of physics. He’s had a little help in that regard from Mitch Macaphee, our mad science advisor, who spent a good part of this year tinkering with gravity and inertia. Next year he hopes to move on to the study of dark matter, but that involves a bit more driving around than he likes. You know old Mitch! Likes to keep close to his home planet, if he can. Anyway, he sends his regards. (Just handle them carefully… they may be radioactive.)

Marvin (my personal robot assistant) spent the summer at ping-pong camp. He’s looking forward to entering prep school next Fall. We’re all very excited. In fact, I’m jumping up and down as I type this. (I’ve been jumping up and down for several days now, creating a deep trench in the dirt floor of my basement room at the Cheney Hammer Mill from the persistent impact of my tennis shoes. But I digress… ) Marvin’s last score in robot school was 1,694,668 calculations per second. He’ll have to work on that, obviously, but still…. we’re proud… VERY proud…

And, of course, no holiday newsletter would be complete without news of the man-sized tuber. Ambitious little devil, he spent most of the year in a terrarium, then got it into his vegetable brain that he should take over our local government (with the consent of the voters, of course). Now we live under the iron fist of his relentless ambition, subject to an increasingly frequent string of arbitrary edicts from his fortified citadel in the center of our miserable little town. So, yeah… things are pretty good with him, and he says howdy. (Or as Jello would say, “Seig Howdy!”)

Well… got to get this off. Have a big fat happy freaking holiday, everybody!

Peace off.

Obama does Oslo this week. There’s been a lot of commentary on this, including my own, so I won’t add much at this point. Suffice to say, he’s collecting the award the Norwegian Nobel committee gave the people of the United States for electing someone who isn’t totally bug-fuck nuts and for putting the enormous American imperial locomotive back onto its tracks. Yeah, it’s still belching toxic smoke and running people over, but it’s doing it along a predictable line, pulling a bunch of lesser cars behind it, and that makes people a lot more comfortable. Let’s face it – Dubya thought the train was a go-cart. He drove it on the grass, into the middle of the street, through people’s living rooms, etc., to the point where no one wanted to hitch-up their boxcar anymore (except our trusty coal-car Britain and, I don’t know, Palau). Now that choo-choo Charlie has chugged his scrawny ass back to Texas, everybody wants back onto the empire gravy train. So… give the guy a medal. Civilization is saved!

Such as it is, anyway. We’ve got an administration that’s committed to pouring more soldiers and resources into Afghanistan (while slowly drawing them out of Iraq), even though it seems clear that, in a variety of ways, we are funding the very forces we seek to defeat. We’ve got a justice department that is refusing to hold domestic war criminals (or “terrorists,” if you prefer) accountable for their actions, providing legal cover for the likes of John Yoo, one of the primary genius theorists behind the Bush administration’s decision to implement its systematic policy of detainee abuse and torture. We’ve got a state department that has apparently reconciled itself with the ratification of the Honduran coup regime, accepting the results of a coup-administered “election” and allowing the establishment of a dangerous precedent for Latin American military overthrows, 2010-style. And we have a military procurement and contracting system that continues to run amok, allocating billions upon billions of taxpayer dollars for questionable weapons systems, well-connected logistics firms, and gun-for-hire mercenary forces like Blackwater that set new standards for unaccountable criminality.

I think it was Jonathan Turley who pointed out the painful irony of Obama’s acceptance of the Nobel at this time, when his justice department has just filed an amicus curiae brief with the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals to drop charges against Yoo. They are supporting the Bush contention that providing good faith and frank advice to the President should not make someone liable to even civil litigation. This is pretty much the same defense used by Nazi jurists and advisors before the Nuremberg tribunal. You are, in effect, defending the logic of war criminals, Mr. President. Let’s talk about it when you get back from Oslo. (No, really… we should talk. Put the medal away first.)

What the hell is this, opposite week? C’mon, Barry. You know better… or you ought to, anyway.

luv u,

jp