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Kill panels.

Any of you ever have an elderly parent enter the hospital? How about spending time in a hospital yourself? Well, I’ve had that experience (as millions have) and one of the first things you do is fill out paperwork designating a health care proxy, establishing medical directives (i.e. resuscitate or not), and so on. Basically routine stuff that the hospital needs to know when a loved one is receiving care and may not be able to speak for him/her self at a crucial juncture. Pretty scary, eh? What…. aren’t you scared of that? Because that’s what Sara Palin (a.k.a. the Wassila brain trust), John Boehner (pronounced “boner”), Chuck Grassley (a.k.a. his own grandmother), Newt Gingrich (a.k.a. Captain Yesteryear) and others are trying to make you afraid of: a routine consultation that proposed health care legislation might end up providing coverage for. Not some new federal power to cull the herd. Just funding for the kind of meeting people have with their doctors all the freaking time. Be afraid!

The fact is, your grandma need fear Obama only if she lives in Afghanistan, or maybe Iraq. The only “death panel” we’ve got is the gaggle of advisors who keep these wars going year after year. Just this morning NPR reported on the expanding war in “strategic” Helmand Province, leading with reports of the many pains taken to avoid civilian casualties, including a British air strike called off at the last minute to spare civilians, then proceeding into an interview with a Major General Michael Flynn that talks about a new “focus” on the population, rather than the enemy – looking to understand what they want… after nearly eight years of the U.S. war.  Unaddressed in that interview was the issue of what happens if the people of Afghanistan want something other than what U.S. policymakers want, such as, get your military the hell out of my country. Might have been a good question to ask the general, inasmuch as he and his colleagues are taking such pains to determine what’s in the hearts and minds of the people that are suffering as a result of this blinkered policy.

When I see the air time allotted to the immensely ill-informed protesters at various Congressional town hall meetings, I feel grateful that we live in a nation that allows a voice to dissent… until I recall that, in the run-up to both the Afghan and the Iraq wars, very very few voices of articulate dissent were allowed on the airwaves, and almost as few have been heard from since… even though, in the case of Iraq particularly, the claims of the anti-war movement have been borne out to an extent that no one would have thought possible six years ago.  Seems that only those dissenters who are aligned with major corporate interests can expect to be heard from loudly and clearly. Not that they seem all that appreciative. Hell, here they are at a public forum that allows private citizens to comment, participate, and even debate political leaders, and they act as though they’re being squelched, even though they are, in fact, squelching the opinions of those who disagree with them.

It almost seems like that’s the whole point. Hmmmmm….

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jp

Ice ball soup.

I don’t care what the sucker weighs in an alternate universe! I want to know what it weighs right here. Cheese and crackers, do I have to do EVERYTHING myself? (Where’s everybody going? I wasn’t serious…)

Oh, hiya. Didn’t hear you log on. (Usually, I’m pretty good at that.) I was just engaging in a little scientific debate with our mad, mad science adviser, Dr. Mitch Macaphee, Ph.D., D.M.S.A. (that last one stands for “Diplomate of the Mad Science Academy”, and august body located in Madagascar), who claims that our weight ratios are all askew for lift off. You see, this is the problem with mad geniuses… they get this crazy idea, and it may be a really, really good idea in crazy town, but here in NORMAL-ville, it’s bug fuck nuts, okay?  I mean, I happen to know (from watching repeats of Lost in Space over and over again) that the Jupiter 2 space vehicle is very weight sensitive. If our cargo is off by even just a few ounces, we could go spiraling off into deep space, rudderless and alone, waiting for bored television writers to scribble us back to civilization. This was the fate of the Robinsons, as many of you know, on more than one occasion. This will NOT be the fate of Big Green … yet again.

I mean, good God damn it! We’ve gotten lost on at least three (maybe four) of our interstellar tours since 1999. It’s reached the point where Dr. Hump (our previous mad science advisor) won’t even ship out with us anymore… unless we play covers by the Wallflowers. (I’m not doing it, Hump!) And though no one else seems to give a shit, I am trying my damnedest to keep it from happening again. And yet here I have Mitch trying to convince me that weight doesn’t matter, because in an alternate universe that he’s visited recently, there exists an equal and opposite counterbalance to every object in our universe. Ergo, according to Mitch, nothing weighs anything, if you think of the two universes as part of a single, infinitely massive (or not) thing. And I’m like, w.t.f., Mitch… you can go ahead and kiss the equal and opposite doppelganger of my ass in that other universe.

Oh, yeah… I feel a lot better, now. Sure, I know. It’s wrong for me to diss the creator of Marvin (my personal robot assistant), especially when he’s doubling as our spacecraft engineer/mechanic. (In point of fact, Marvin does most of the wrench work, with an assist from Posi-Lincoln.) Downright dangerous, in fact. After all, our nefarious corporate label, Loathsome Prick Records, has chosen to send us on a swing through the terrifying Kuiper comet belt just beyond the orbit of Neptune. I think Matt spoke for all of us when he said, “WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?” He may have understated the matter slightly. The Kuiper belt is not known for particularly good indie-rock venues, though there are one or two annual events that are relatively well-attended, I’m told. (Not sure who… or what… typically attends them, but no matter.) A whole lot of frozen ammonia out there…. which piques Anti-Lincoln’s interest.

Why, you ask? He’s thinking profit. Even in the crowbar hotel, he plots and schemes. There is no end to his ambitions for self-enrichment. SHUN HIM! SHUN HIM WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!

Disruptive.

I haven’t been what you might call a determined dissident over my decades as an adult. Just an occasional participant at rallies, protest marches, etc. There are very many in my own small community who have given far more to the causes they believe in, and I respect them for it. Just as I respect pacifism, as someone who (while no fan of violence) is not a committed pacifist. It does my heart good to see those large numbers of protesters in the streets in Iran. This is a huge moment for them, one that many of the younger people among them, particularly, will never forget. Though the mainstream political and media pundits would probably disparage this connection, it’s something like the massive anti-war actions of the late 1960s and early 1970s, which of course our popular culture has shrunken down to something akin to a flower-power postage stamp.  (Just as it has reduced the civil rights movement to Martin King saying “I have a dream.”)

I know that the reason why we see so much of the Iranian movement is because of the fact that Iran is an official enemy and anything that places that government in a bad light is officially a “good thing”. That is also why very little is said about the politics of the Iranian dissidents. (Irony alert: if they had decisively won the election, they would be demonized right now for their positions on Israel/Palestine, U.S. hegemony in the Middle East, and so on.) This doesn’t take anything away from them, but it does say a lot about our political culture. Organized dissent always encounters very strong resistance in this country when it stands against deeply entrenched institutional interests like the foreign policy establishment, the military-industrial-congressional complex (Ike’s original formulation of that nexus), or major industrial groupings, such as financial services, health insurers, pharmaceutical companies, etc. Vietnam War protests, for instance, were strongly condemned from the very beginning, and really only achieved critical mass towards the end of the sixties and the early seventies.

So, what about the dissenting voices heard at town hall meetings across America this summer? Well, David Brooks seems to equate them and their various conspiracy theories (e.g. Obama is going to force people to accept “death counseling” – be afraid!) with the anti-Iraq war movement that pegged the drive towards war largely on the influence of neoconservatives formerly associated with the Project for a New American Century, which, in fact, led the drive for war and regime change in Iraq starting in the Clinton Administration.  Now, I’d say that is a little bit too fact-based to qualify as a conspiracy theory on the order of, say, Obama’s mandatory death counseling. The fact that the neoconservatives associated with PNAC were not the only ones in favor of the Iraq war doesn’t exactly absolve them of all responsibility. But the flaw in Brook’s comparison goes deeper than that. The pre-emptive movement against the War in Iraq was a massive, organic, global phenomenon that grew in the near-total absence of any articulate anti-war opinion in the mainstream media during 2001-2003. These crackhead gatherings at town hall meetings (including one in my own town led by some idiot from Rome who later went on the even more profoundly idiotic Glen Beck’s show) are not anything like a mass movement organized around a coherent goal. They’re just disparate groups of disgruntled conservatives shouting about having been out of power for six whole months.

That said, they’ve got every right to go to these public meetings. I just think people who support the idea of universal health coverage need to attend, as well… and be vocal. And articulate. ‘Nuff said.

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jp