Well, I’d been expecting to see it right along – the 1.000-word diatribe from Chuck Krauthammer in support of
Israel’s rampage in Gaza. And it did not disappoint… it contains all of the elements that make Krauthammer’s screeds extra special: the hollow moralism, the chilling portraits of Palestinian depravity, the meticulous attention to select details coupled with a total neglect of even recent (i.e. the past year’s) history. One brief example – he cited 6,464 rocket and mortar attacks from Gaza on southern Israel over the past three years. Since we’re counting, I wonder if anyone has bothered to calculate the number of munitions expended by Israel on that sorry strip of land over the same period? No, I thought not. Never once does Krauthammer so much as suggest that Israel bears even minimal responsibility for the massive death and destruction now taking place in Gaza. Quite the contrary, it is Hamas that “is committed to causing the most civilian pain and suffering” while Israel is “committed to saving as many lives as possible.” That fiendish Hamas – using those peace-loving Israeli tanks and warplanes as instruments of terror. Will they stop at nothing?
How, you may ask, does Israel demonstrate their commitment to protecting the innocent? Well, Krauthammer reminds us that they phone warnings to people prior to air strikes. It’s like a wake-up call, except that the voice on the phone tells you your home and everything you value will be incinerated very soon – have a nice day! Of course, the notion that the Israeli government is somehow obsessed with the well-being of the people they bomb would almost be laughable were it not for the landscape of terror it is attempting to conceal – one noxious product of the decades-old policy of dispossession that Israel has pursued relentlessly and Krauthammer (along with most articulate opinion) chooses to ignore. He speaks of Israel as a charitable, enlightened, even somewhat over-indulgent neighbor that graciously allowed the man-beasts living in Gaza the opportunity for self-determination in 2005 when, after 40 years of brutal occupation, they pulled out – an opportunity they squandered, according to Krauthammer. He apparently feels as though Palestinians in Gaza should be grateful for Israel’s largess, even as it kills them by the hundred.
The facts disagree. Israel still controls Gaza – any child can work that out. They control exit and entry on all sides. They control the sea and the air. They have veto power (regularly exercised) over electricity and water supplies, to say nothing of food and medicine. They have been applying that power
with great effect over the past two years, since Hamas won legislative elections in 2006, then anticipated the coup Israel and the U.S. worked to foment through compliant elements in Fatah (i.e. Abbas and friends) and drove the Palestinian Authority from the strip. And yet Israel’s apologists, from their ambassador to the U.S., to Krauthammer and his fellow pundits, to the Israel Project’s Meagan Buren, talk as though a.) Israel is bending over backwards to give Gazans what they need, and b.) Gaza is an entity separate unto itself, totally divorced from the occupied West Bank and occupied East Jerusalem. Israel is perpetrating collective punishment on nearly 1.5 million Palestinians in Gaza, but also on the balance of Palestinian society elsewhere in the territories. While its apologists speak of “peace”, they provide cover for the encroachment of settlements that has taken place consistently over the past 40 years.
Israel – fully supported by the Bush administration – wants to knock Hamas out, not because of scattered rocket attacks on southern Israel, but because they will insist on real concessions from Israel. Krauthammer’s job is obscuring that fact. Would that he were the only one on that beat.
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So, yes… a bit the worse for wear, our second-hand Soyuz spacecraft (personally checked for soundness by Yuri Gugarin himself) did actually carry us through the burning sun without major incident. The man-sized tuber had to turn up the humidity in his special space terrarium, but that’s no biggy. We have asked our pilot, Urich Von Braun (son of a rocket scientist, I’m told) to take us home via Proxima Centauri, where we may just stand to make a few extra bucks playing on their equivalent of Austin City Limits (which they call “terusdanorf girundolph huzzah” … not real catchy) before slinking home to the Cheney Hammer Mill and whatever housekeeping nightmare awaits us there. Hey – we couldn’t afford domestic help, okay? And that place sure as hell won’t clean itself. (Not yet, anyway. Mitch is working on a device right now…)
Dylan’s “Maggie’s Farm”… his high, reedy voice seeming a bit thin even to posi-Lincoln (who himself has a high, reedy voice) and his recollection of the lyrics a bit less than perfect. (Since when does Maggie’s brother “hand you a pickle”?) Still, way out here, you have to take what entertainment you can get, no matter how bad it sucks. What the hell – it beats zero-gravity rehearsal, right? (Just try to hang on to those drumsticks, boy. Just try.)
with Earth-bound politics. Hell, they would never have even heard of Dubya if we hadn’t brought him out there back in 2000 as part of our glorious first-ever interstellar tour. Contextualizing “High Horse” would require our filling them in on everything that’s happened over the last eight years, and that might take… well… eight years. The show’s only 45 minutes long, for chrissake. Let’s face it – they just won’t get the irony. And they don’t take well to country music out here, even if it’s gag-country. We’ll need another opener. (I was talking to Marvin just then – he’s trying to open a can of soup with a letter-opener. But yes, we’ll need to open with some other song.)
crush a virtually defenseless people they are compelled by international statute to protect, dropping so-called precision weapons on one of the most densely populated parcels of land on earth and blaming the predictable resulting civilian deaths on those they target. Soon their tanks will roll into the open air prison that is Gaza on yet another mad, premeditated mission of murder and rampage, punishing 1.5 million Palestinians for voting the wrong way two years ago and, more fundamentally, for refusing to disappear as a people. Israel’s leaders, once more bloodying the ground for the next election, are intoning the rhetoric of the injured party, the enlightened state that has already endured too much, been too lenient, too forgiving, etc., as they pursue a strategy long in the making to decapitate Hamas while scoring substantial injury on all Palestinians. Their government officials and spokespersons, their surrogates in the American press, and their apologists in our own government repeat the mantra of self defense, likening lowly Hamas to the legions of Hitler (per Netanyahu) when comparisons even to Hizbullah are ludicrously overblown.
Fatah with arms and were in the process of stoking a coup in Gaza when Hamas anticipated their move and drove Fatah from the strip in 2007. Since then, the Israelis and the United States have held the Gaza strip under siege, starving its populace, denying basic medical supplies, and generally engaging in collective punishment against the population in hopes that they would turn against Hamas. The vaunted cease-fire has never been observed by Israel, which has run bombing raids on Gaza through the duration. They picked this opportune moment to complete the job Abu Mazen was unable to finish for them more than a year ago.