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Nation of the dead.

The Israelis have struck Gaza hard over the past two weeks, killing well over 100 Palestinians (including a substantial number of children), and – predictably – Palestinian militants have struck back, shooting up a seminary in Jerusalem, killing 8. Is anyone surprised by this? Olmert’s policy of “isolating Hamas” (i.e. strangling Gaza to death) has elicited the kind of violent response that Israeli politicians pray for – the kind they can use to justify the very policy that provoked the response in the first place. And as the situation goes septic, what is more appropriate than having Condi Rice stroll through the wreckage of yet another Bush policy? As in the case of the Lebanon war two years ago, this consummate diplomat has refrained from calling for a ceasefire, uttering the usual platitudes about Israel’s right to self-defense and the importance of sparing civilian lives, when possible. Yes, we’ve been here before, and we’ve yet to see a military attack that the Bush administration wouldn’t at least tacitly endorse.

It’s clear who the enemy is… same as it has always been: negotiations. And no, I don’t mean the farce brokered by the U.S. between Olmert’s people and Abbas’s people (essentially two wings of the same organization). I mean actual, good faith negotiations with the people within the Palestinian community who actually resist Israel and its 40-year occupation. The 2006 parliamentary elections that put Hamas in power presented a danger to the Israeli administration… the danger of Hamas’s growing political legitimacy. Unlike the P.L.O., Hamas did not depend on Israel’s remittances for its very survival, and with the Palestinian Authority more closely identified with the interests of the occupier that with those of the occupied, it’s little wonder Hamas won a majority. The Palestinian people are not religious fanatics – they’d merely suffered through the previous six years of Fatah’s serving as the Israelis’ colonial administrators, and so they opted for the organized group that had not been co-opted. Two choices, one lamer than the other, so you pick the less lame one. Sound familiar?

I’ve covered this ground before, I know, but I think it’s worth saying again. Amongst any people denied nationhood, denied basic freedoms, denied livelihood and frequently even life itself by a hostile occupying power, there will always be individuals and groups who will resort to heinous acts such as took place at that Jerusalem seminary. The more pressure is put on that oppressed population, the more a sense of hopelessness is engendered in them, the more likely it is that those incidents will take place. Consider the Israeli government’s consistent line on this. There have been no similar attacks within Israel in what, four years? Olmert and company mostly attribute this to their loathsome apartheid barrier, but it’s clear that no matter how massive a wall you build, you cannot stop a truly determined person. Their considered reaction is to accuse the Palestinian Authority – their Palestinians – of not doing enough to fight extremists. If there are no attacks, as during the past few years, it’s not because of the Palestinians, it’s because of the wall. This is a game the Palestinians know they can never win.

It is another one of those atrocity-producing situations. And the best Bush can manage is a lame soft shoe.

luv u,

jp

Write the colonel.

Hey… did you hear that? Those footsteps outside… the creak of a rusty metal door… the grating sound of a mailbox flag being lifted tentatively upright. That can only mean one thing – mail’s in!

What’s that you say, Marvin (my personal robot assistant)? No mail? *sigh* No one writes the colonel. Oh, well…. Marvin, check the Web mail. There are always good tidings in there…

Ah, now that’s better. Let’s just open the old digital mail bag and see what we’ve got here. Hmmmmm…. this looks like a good one. From a fellow named “Jordon Lex”…

Paris Hilton presentation! This photo is stunning! Only 1 day trial – get this Stunning presentation now!

Jordon Lex, Pornville, Texas

Well, thanks for writing, “Lex”. And thanks for the generous offer. Of course, I’m a little slow at answering my Web mail, so the 1-day trial is most certainly past. Very regrettable. Still, we’ll keep the Hilton in mind next time we’re in Paris. Though I should tell you, it’s a little rich for our blood. Truth be told, we live in an abandoned hammer mill and probably couldn’t afford a broom closet in the Paris Hilton. But thanks for thinking of us!

Here’s another one:

Dear Big Green…

Something’s wrong with your new record. I can’t hear the fucker. I mean, it doesn’t sound like anything. I hit the side of my CD player with a hammer, and that didn’t help at all. What’s up with this shit?

– Dirk Mahardy, Cleveland

Thanks for your message, Dirk. I’ve looked into this technical issue and I think I know what the problem is. You see, we haven’t released our new record yet, so what you’re attempting to listen to is a figment of your imagination. Now, our contract with Loathsome Prick Records indemnifies us against all liabilities associated with “figmental imaginagraphic mis-associations” or “flap-doodle” as it’s known in layman’s terms. (Are you a layman, Dirk? If so, use the latter term.)

Last but not least, a little missive from this alert listener in Madison, Wisconsin:

To whom it may concern,

This is the third time I have received a bill from Bogart’s Grocery for goods that I have never purchased. I’m not sure how I can prove a negative, but I have never been in your store, nor do I intend on ever going there in the future. Stop sending this bill or I will call the police.

– Margaret G. Spilling, Madison, WI

Ho, boy! We’re sure sorry for the inconvenience, Margaret! Sure wish we could do something about your little problem. Again, I am forced to refer you to our record contract, which clearly states that we cannot, as an organization, be held responsible for the deeds or misdeeds of organizations that have the same initials as “Big Green.” Much as we would like to give you satisfaction, I’m afraid all we can offer is a free mp3 download of your choice at http://www.big-green.net/mp3.htm. Best of luck!

Got a question that needs an answer? Drop us a line or leave a comment. Always good to hear from you. (Okay, Marvin… shut that pain-in-the-ass Web mail down… now!)

Not mattering.

Heard a story on public radio this week (here it is) about some Iraqi nationals – educated people – who had worked for the U.S. military and U.S. contractors in Iraq. The ones the reporter spoke to were among the very few who have managed to immigrate to America. Now they are out of work, out of money, and essentially unemployable except at the very bottom of the service economy. One man, speaking of his experience back in Iraq, told of how an American officer once told him that “working for the American government is a future”. Now this unfortunate fellow is contemplating taking another job in Iraq – no small consideration, since doing so could easily cost him his life. Here all he can find is janitorial work at McDonald’s-level wages, though he is a trained engineer. His expectation had been that in return for having served this country, he would be taken care of. All the government seems willing to do for these people is bring them here, get them hooked up with some goofy job counseling agency called “Upwardly Global”, and fuck up their paperwork so that it’s even harder to get a job. Welcome to America.

Can’t blame these folks for being fooled. Our own people lap up the same lies about how we came to Iraq to help the Iraqi people. There are lessons in this for all of us, I suppose. The first is that Iraqis – in fact, any subject peoples within the American empire – do not matter beyond their relative utility at a given moment. Think about it. Our government did not arm and support Saddam Hussein during the Iran-Iraq war because they wanted all of those Iraqis to die on the battlefield; they didn’t pursue deadly sanctions for a dozen years for the express purpose of killing half a million children; they didn’t prosecute their unprovoked 2003 invasion to generate a million fatalities and 4 million refugees. No, our government did all of those things because they were a means to an end. The Iraqis simply served the imperial strategy by dying, starving, etc., and that is all. And when Bush’s bogus rationale for invading Iraq (WMDs and Al Qaeda) fell apart like the house of cards that it obviously was, Iraqis served their strategy again by being the oppressed people to whom we would confer the blessings of liberty. Useful, but not important – a status doubly underlined by the fact that our government refuses to realistically estimate the number of people who have died as a result of their war of choice.

Iraqi expatriates like the ones NPR spoke to have learned this the hard way – by risking their lives to serve the U.S., only to be dropped like an apple core when their utility expires. (Our own G.I.s get similar treatment, but that’s another column.) Fact is, this is a world run by pirates, and America is Long John Silver. Ours is a fully bipartisan pirate ship, it bears remembering. Aside from style, there is little that separates the foreign policy establishment in the Republican and Democratic parties. The G.O.P. is mostly a scurvy crew of unabashed cutthroat privateers, ready to burn and plunder at will. The Democrats, well… they put a nice tie on it, dress it up a little bit, tone down the rhetoric, but it’s essentially the same set of rules: We own the world, and what we say goes. The first half of that is obvious from our behavior, the second and explicit declaration by Bush the First (a.k.a. “Pappy”).

Now, if that isn’t a pirate’s creed, I don’t know what is. ARRRrrrrrrrrrr…..

luv u,

jp