Cheap seat post.

All right, I admit it…. I got busy, then I got sleepy. We got busted, then we got badges.  But we can get into places they can’t.

Oooh, damn it. I’m channeling Tige Andrews on the Mod Squad. Just too many things to do around the Cheney Hammer Mill, and too little time. Ergo, this is a real cheap-seat posting, written on the fly. Just letting you know that our new single, “One Small Step”, has just arrived at iTunes and is ready to download for a low, low $.99 American.

You can dowload it today by going to: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/one-small-step-single/id432236664

Watch the ludicrous video at our YouTube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/mansizedtuber

Okay… commercial’s over. I’ve got some sleeping to catch up on. Just let me get to it before Marvin (my personal robot assistant) starts playing that sousaphone again. (Don’t ask.) I’ll post a political rant sometime later this weekend, when I get my brain cells back in order. Cheers!

j

Backlash.


Is this the right control? Okay… I’ll try CTRL-ALT-DEL again. God damn! What the hell did I do that time? Bloody computers!

Okay, I’m struggling with my status as official Luddite of Big Green. (Originally that post belonged to my illustrious brother Matt, but now he’s the dude with the smart phone.) I don’t claim to be the most inept person ever to sit in front of a keyboard, but good goddamn – I’m making a doorstop out of this thing. If they just equipped PC’s with drawbars and foot pedals, I could drive the suckers, no problem.

Why am I spending so much time in front of the cyclopean eye of the decrepit computer originally left at our door by a malicious junk collector? Well, we have a new single in the works, as you may already know – a little number called “One Small Step”. Matt shot the video with only minimal assistance from yours truly. (I basically showed up in a turtleneck – he did the rest.) So the very least I could do is upload the sucker to YouTube and post it on our various Web haunts. Easier said than done, it turns out – especially when you’re working off of a 28.8 baud modem and a pirated phone line. (It’s like a party line, in that every time you make a call, your signal is drowned out by pirates yaaarrr-ing at one another.)

So yeah, we have our challenges. It’s tough to be a primitive band in a digital age. About the only advantage we have is our utter broke-i-tude. Because we’re broke and squatting in an abandoned hammer mill, we don’t need to make money. So we upload our songs to iTunes, etc., and make almost nothing from them. So in that respect, the business model of the modern music industry fits us to a tee. Sure, we’re playing broken guitars, scratched up washboards, old plywood tubs… but our tech support costs are almost zero. I smell success!

Anyway… let us know what you think of One Small Step. Then let us know again. With our Web connection, it may take a few tries for your email to get through.

Money down.

Not sure whether or not the government will have been shut down by cartoon pirates by the time you read this, but there’s a fair chance of it. It never ceases to amaze me how deeply insane our national legislature can become when there are no effective checks placed upon it. And trust me, there are no effective checks. We have a bicameral legislature in a federal system that divides power into three branches. With respect to initially passing legislation, really only two of those branches are relevant; the Democrats control the executive branch and the upper house of the legislative branch, the Republicans the lower house of the legislature. So who calls the shots? The Republicans, of course, by default.

Boehner started negotiations on the current fiscal year budget with a demand for $30 billion or so in cuts. The Democrats have acceded to that and then some. So now, naturally, Boehner’s caucus wants $60 billion in cuts, plus the passage of a bunch of extreme right riders that defund the EPA, banish Planned Parenthood from any federal support whatsoever, and so on. This is what you get when you give them what they want. Like any good blackmailer, they always want more. Democrats should have bitten the bullet during the lame duck and passed a reasonable spending resolution before the log went into the spokes. But there was a lack of spine then, and it’s still lacking now.

Does anyone in America remember the 2010 election? Is it just my imagination, or did these tea-party and mainstream Republicans ride around the country promising that they were going to focus like a laser beam on fiscal issues and on the mutually-exclusive values of job creation and deficit elimination? Bad as that was, I believe people expected to get that. What they didn’t expect, for example, was an all-out vendetta against Planned Parenthood, which provides vital health services – most notably cervical cancer screenings, breast exams, etc. – to women in poor communities all across the country. None of the federal funds sent to Planned Parenthood cover abortion. (That’s the product of a far earlier Democratic cave, frankly.) To reprise Keith Olbermann – Mr. Boehner, where are the jobs?  

As with Scott Walker, John Kasich, and other new G.O.P. governors, Boehner and company’s legislative agenda – contrary to what they claim – has little to do with balancing budgets and everything to do with scoring political points with their deluded, misogynistic, crypto-racist electoral base – essentially, the five psychos you see planted outside the local PP clinic every freaking day. There’s no point in trying to please them.

luv u,

jp

Weird ass music since 1986