Obama does Oslo this week. There’s been a lot of commentary on this, including my own, so I won’t add much at this point. Suffice to say, he’s collecting the award the Norwegian Nobel committee gave the people of the United States for electing someone who isn’t totally bug-fuck nuts and for putting the enormous American imperial locomotive back onto its tracks. Yeah, it’s still belching toxic smoke and running people over, but it’s doing it along a predictable line, pulling a bunch of lesser cars behind it, and that makes people a lot more comfortable. Let’s face it – Dubya thought the train was a go-cart. He drove it on the grass, into the middle of the street, through people’s living rooms, etc., to the point where no one wanted to hitch-up their boxcar anymore (except our trusty coal-car Britain and, I don’t know, Palau). Now that choo-choo Charlie has chugged his scrawny ass back to Texas, everybody wants back onto the empire gravy train. So… give the guy a medal. Civilization is saved!
Such as it is, anyway. We’ve got an administration that’s committed to pouring more soldiers and resources into Afghanistan (while slowly drawing them out of Iraq), even though it seems clear that, in a variety of ways, we are funding the very forces we seek to defeat. We’ve got a justice department that is refusing to hold domestic war criminals (or “terrorists,” if you prefer) accountable for their actions, providing legal cover for the likes of John Yoo, one of the primary genius theorists behind the Bush administration’s decision to implement its systematic policy of detainee abuse and torture. We’ve got a state department that has apparently reconciled itself with the ratification of the Honduran coup regime, accepting the results of a coup-administered “election” and allowing the establishment of a dangerous precedent for Latin American military overthrows, 2010-style. And we have a military procurement and contracting system that continues to run amok, allocating billions upon billions of taxpayer dollars for questionable weapons systems, well-connected logistics firms, and gun-for-hire mercenary forces like Blackwater that set new standards for unaccountable criminality.
I think it was Jonathan Turley who pointed out the painful irony of Obama’s acceptance of the Nobel at this time, when his justice department has just filed an amicus curiae brief with the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals to drop charges against Yoo. They are supporting the Bush contention that providing good faith and frank advice to the President should not make someone liable to even civil litigation. This is pretty much the same defense used by Nazi jurists and advisors before the Nuremberg tribunal. You are, in effect, defending the logic of war criminals, Mr. President. Let’s talk about it when you get back from Oslo. (No, really… we should talk. Put the medal away first.)
What the hell is this, opposite week? C’mon, Barry. You know better… or you ought to, anyway.
luv u,
jp

Oh, hi, friends. Didn’t know you were looking in just then. (We always seem to get caught by surprise… probably shouldn’t live our lives on the Internets so much.) No, we’re not working up some numbers for a West Side Story revival of some kind. Not a bit of it. Just feeling a little like outsiders, that’s all. Our own village government has turned against us, our own man-sized tuber has made monkeys of us, and our own abandoned hammer mill is getting draftier by the day. (The fire brigade broke a few windows when they were here… Mayor’s orders.) Ergo, we’re spending more time out on the mean streets, or at least, in the mean courtyard. (Cobblestones make a lumpy mattress, friends – word to the wise.) With the cold weather coming on, it’s almost like we’ve been exiled to Siberia, except that the snacks are a bit better. And no nasty guards. Then there’s the being kept there for the rest of your life. Actually… it’s a lot easier than Siberia, so scratch that last observation.
Imagine for a moment the ambition of a President Lincoln, matched with the guile of a Richard III. Got that in your sights? Okay, well… discard it. Anti-Lincoln is much, much worse than that. Was it not HE who worked his way back through time to seize control of the Lincoln administration from his more virtuous doppelganger? Was it not HE who made common cause with the South American-style junta leaders who took over the Cheney Hammer Mill a couple of strange years ago? Was it not HE who stole my tofurkey sandwich earlier today and tossed it out into the street when he surmised its vegan character? Such calumny! Curse him! CURSE HIM!!!
root vegetable taking the counsel of an anti-matter great emancipator. Sure, it’s complicated – LIFE is complicated. So what’s new? Now when we rehearse, we have to sneak into the public library and kick some teenager out of one of the study carrels… then hope nobody notices the awful sound of our craft. Hell, there are times when we actually all have to go into different public libraries and SKYPE each other just to squeeze another rehearsal in. (The last terminal I used smelled like urine and aftershave… and if you want to know WHICH one, well… I’m just not talking to you anymore.) It’s gotten to the point where only Matt and I show up at these “rehearsals”, and we don’t even know what we’re rehearsing for. Perhaps it’s a concert. Perhaps it’s a riverboat cruise. So many possibilities.
Now explain to me why, when committing 30,000 more Americans to this endless debacle in Afghanistan, you aren’t asking those of us who are not in the military to make some real sacrifices. You invoked the noble acts of some of your predecessors, but they were not reluctant to ask for the able-bodied to serve (even if many had “other priorities”) or the relatively well-heeled to pay more taxes. Why are you so reluctant? Don’t feel as though I’m singling you out. I could, of course, ask this question of George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George H. W. Bush, and the sainted Ronald Reagan with equal justice. The difference, I believe, is that you are probably brighter and more worldly than any of them. I know what their excuses would have been. What is yours?
Indeed, we do not even seem to be aware of how self-defeating our efforts in Afghanistan truly are.