Guilty.

Cindy Sheehan has returned, calling for the impeachment of George W. Bush and Richard Cheney. Who the hell can blame her? If my son had died in their stupid, murderous war, I’d be clamoring for the same goddamned thing. As it is, I’m fine with impeaching the fuckers, not that it’s all that likely to get a lot of traction, what with spineless Democrats in charge of Congress, one eye focused (as always) on the next election. The Democratic leadership doesn’t like the sound of accountability for war crimes (so many having been complicit in those committed in Iraq and Afghanistan). Their solution is to elect one of their number president, so that they can take over the reins of the “unitary executive” Dubya has brought into being over the last seven years. The last thing they want to do is hobble the empire with accountability. So impeachment is “off the table,” as far as they’re concerned. Fine. As they say, impeachment is a political process, not a legal proceeding. If what we’re dealing with here is a duopoly with a strong commitment to maintaining imperial power, it would appear to be in the best interests of both parties to put a check on this growing public desire.

In light of this, perhaps Cindy Sheehan and the peace movement – such as it is – should focus it efforts on another remedy for the blatant illegality of this war: the international war crimes tribunal. Why not build a case against Dubya, the creepy veep, and other major players in the Iraq debacle in that venue? I should think waging an aggressive, unprovoked war resulting in massive loss of life (600,000 and counting) and the disintegration of an entire society would be sufficient grounds for prosecution. Hell – if they can put Milosevic on trial, they can certainly do the same for our little raft of tyrants. Seems to me the very principle behind having an international court of justice would require that the most powerful of nations cannot be considered immune. Wasn’t it Justice Jackson – an American jurist – who observed at Nuremberg that by passing judgment on convicted Nazis we were, in effect, placing the noose around our own necks as well? Not that I subscribe to the idea of executing war criminals, but isn’t it time, after 60 years, that we live up to this rudimentary moral principle?

This goes beyond any notion of justice. This is about deterrence. There is no way in hell we can rely upon the current American political culture to indict itself – it simply isn’t going to happen without massive pressure from below. By placing this case in the hands of a competent international body, there is a slim chance that some kind of prosecution might actually take place. Even if the effort ends up being merely symbolic, it would have the value of acknowledging the actions of our political leaders as crimes against humanity. If a guilty verdict were to be achieved, Bush and others would probably remain free, but I can’t think even so craven a leader as Dubya would relish the notion of being branded a war criminal before the entire world. Lord knows, in retirement he may end up with a kind of Pinochet/Kissinger problem – avoid certain foreign capitals for fear of being served (and I don’t mean by a dance troupe). That’s not a lot of satisfaction, but it might be the beginning of a means of discouraging presidents and congressional leaders from waltzing us off to war whenever the spirit moves them.

So, off to The Hague with the lot of them, that’s what I say. That way, perhaps Hillary or Fred Thompson or some other freak will think twice before blowing a big bloody hole in some country that can’t punch back.

luv u,

jp

M-m-m-monster!

Settle down, now. That’s right. Keep calm. (Zamboola – grab the net!) That’s right, nobody’s gonna’ harm you. (Not that net, you idiot… the fishing net!) Nice monster….

Whoops, sorry. Didn’t mean to ignore you. Just kind of got our hands full over here in Big Green-land. (No, not Greenland…. Big Green land. Just a turn of phrase – let it pass, let it pass). Not that we’re incapable of coping, lord no. Why, we’ve got some truly unique talent to work with over here. Hell, Big Zamboola himself is an entire planet of wisdom, substantially reduced in size, but still… And Marvin (my personal robot assistant) holds all the knowledge of the ages within his somewhat threadbare memory banks. (It would be helpful if he would just let a little of it out once in a long while, but there you have it.) So sure, we can handle just about anything. Though if any of you have any experience working with giant sea creatures – particularly the more belligerent varieties – please do chime in.

Right – so, as some of you will recall, we were steaming along the N.Y. state Barge Canal, heading westward towards the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill at a respectable four knots (respectable, that is, if you are fighting gale force winds… which we were knot… I mean, not), when we elected to cast off our bonds (we were informal galley slaves, or “temps” as they’re sometimes called) and storm our way to the command deck to confront our captors. It was then that we were faced with… well, I can only describe it as a large, snake-like object. Oh, foul it was, with a… ahem… I mean, this fucker was easily fifty feet high, and it was all neck. And, unlike the rest of us, it probably never had to settle for the low-hanging fruit. In spite of that fact, it seemed jolly well interested in our little vessel… or something therein. So the monster loomed above us. And it looked very, very hungry.

Hell of a time for them to open the luncheon buffet! What is it with these gaming cruises, anyway? Can’t they just let people eat when they want to (i.e. when they run out of money at the baccarat table)? Lord no! So what the hell, some bastard rings a bell and the folks start lining up. Then that sea creature, mannerless lout that he (or she) is, cuts ahead in line and starts scooping up all of the crab salad. This drew the attention of the ship’s executive officer, who inserted himself between the comestibles and the sea monster, demanding that the beast find another source of sustenance. To give credit where credit is due, that critter did alter its dining plan, helping itself to the hapless lieutenant. (You need to be careful what you ask for.)

It may or may not surprise you to learn that people are a lot like potato chips. Once you eat one, it’s hard to stop. Ask any sea monster. Just ask them quickly, and don’t wait for an answer. Got to go. I just can’t type and run (and scream) at the same time.

Shut. It. Down.

People can disagree about what might be the best course for America’s Iraq policy, but one thing is certain: the only way to stop the U.S. war in Iraq is to cut off the money for it. I know, I’ve been over this ground many times, but it remains the case that Bush is never, never, never going to voluntarily bring the troops out of that miserable hulk of a country. That leaves only one option – turn off the revenue tap. The Democratic congressional leadership and “front runner” presidential candidates make this out to be a complex affair, but it’s really much more as Rep. Dennis Kucinich describes it. To cut off the funding, congress doesn’t need to pass any legislation at all – quite the opposite. Simply block any further supplemental spending bills for the Iraq war. This will force the administration to implement an orderly withdrawal. If they don’t agree to approve specific funding for a withdrawal and reparations plan along the lines of what George McGovern and others have proposed, then withdrawal can be funded from other sources within the Pentagon system.

Let’s be clear on this, folks. The Pentagon gets over $400 billion of our money every year, all tolled. The supplementals for the Iraq war are in addition to that amount. I may not be a C.P.A., but to my mind that means sufficient funds for an orderly withdrawal can be diverted from other programs in the military budget, should president junior choose to dig his little cowboy boot-heels in and defy the overwhelming public will. To suggest that cutting off funding for the war leaves our troops defenseless is a ludicrous canard, absurd on its face. It is incumbent upon the administration and the military to implement a redeployment when the American people have clearly had enough of this policy. So defund the fucking useless boondoggle F-22 cold war fighter-bomber, or the dysfunctional destabilizing money pit ironically referred to as “missile defense” – what the hell, the president can break every law in the book, but he can’t order the Pentagon to move some money around? The fact is, if congress could find the spine to deny supplementals for continuing the war, it would remain for the president to request the money for a troop pull-out, which I’m certain they would provide.

Bush isn’t the whole problem, of course. Very few Democrats are strongly opposed not merely to the conduct of the war but to the objectives it was founded on. Their refusal to bring it to an end is not due to cowardice so much as lack of wisdom and, somewhat less charitably, bad intentions. Many voted to authorize this war, even when they knew – as did you and I – that the rationale behind it was bogus. But even the more “liberal” or “progressive” voices are speaking from pragmatism. Obama criticizes Clinton for agreeing to the war without having an exit strategy. This implies that, had someone articulated a way out, it would have been okay to blow a big bloody hole in a country we’d already strangled, bombed, and starved for many years. Like John Kerry in 2004, most are presenting themselves as better managers of the war. The only ones who openly attack the Iraq project on a fundamental level are Gravel and Kucinich. But in the world of major party politics, being right is not an electoral asset.

Bush and Cheney have their exit strategy all worked out. It’s called wait 18 months. The rest of us need a strategy, too: Shut the sucker down… now.

luv u,

jp

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