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Big dog.

While most of the media focuses on health reform efforts in Washington, there’s a lot going on in the area of global empire maintenance, now the responsibility of Mssr. Barack H. Obama, Esq.  There are, of course, the ongoing wars of choice in Iraq and Afghanistan, with much of the attention focused on the U.S. soldier captured by an Afghan Taliban group. I did hear other news of the Afghan conflict this week – the Physicians for Human Rights call for a formal investigation into the 2002 Dasht-e-Leili massacre perpetrated by Afghan warlord (and soon to be military chief) General Dostum. This killing of hundreds – probably more than a thousand – Afghan prisoners of war was reported on shortly after it took place. The Bush defense department actively squelched any inquiry, even though FBI agents sent to Guantanamo had collected testimony from survivors of the massacre and felt an investigation into a possible U.S. role may have been warranted. Technically, as the occupying power, we would be considered responsible anyway, but given the circumstances it’s hard to imagine some of our forces weren’t at least aware of this war crime.  

Just one bloody chapter in a nearly eight-year-old war that shows no sign of letting up. Our military people keep marching two-by-two into oblivion, just as they have in Iraq for the past six years, and we as a society seem unwilling and/or unable to put a stop to it.  What exactly is the point, here? If we’re propping up a government that gives a major post to a mass murderer like Dostum, how the hell is that different from having the Taliban run the joint? The ever-increasing military presence, the pilotless drone strikes, the bombings… all of this is hardening the populace’s distrust for their American occupiers and setting off a chain reaction of violence that threatens neighboring Pakistan, as well. I have to think Obama knows the risks, and yet we continue. Before we had an arrogant imbecile in control – what’s our excuse now?

I wish that were all, but it isn’t. We’ve got Hillary Clinton dispatched to Asia, speaking of the dangers of purported North Korean nuclear proliferation to Myanmar (Burma), then hopping over to India to celebrate the nuclear proliferation deal that George W. Bush signed with that nation. Double standard? Well, we already had that going for us, obsessing over a possible Iranian bomb while refusing to officially acknowledge the presence of hundreds of Israeli nukes (a largely useless arsenal that will continue to prompt nuclear proliferation efforts in the Middle East). She and the administration have been making relatively encouraging noises on the Honduran coup, calling for the return of President Zelaya, but it seems to be having little effect. Unfortunately, the Honduran military is an institution designed not for national defense, but for “internal security” (i.e. keeping the peasants and workers in line), much like the many other militaries we helped foster in that region. Once you teach the little dog to bite, he may continue to do it, even if doggy daddy no longer wants him to.

If the administration is going to err, it should err on the side of justice. In the case of Honduras, frankly, we owe them. They are struggling with the military straitjacket we put them in decades ago. Let’s help them undo the last buckles.

luv u,

jp

Launch date zero.

Sorry, Mitch. The batteries aren’t charged yet. No, sir… still got a few more hours to go. Hey, where’d you find those used fuel tanks? Clever man. Very clever.

Oh, hi folks. Just doing a few last-minute tasks before launch. Did I say “launch?” I meant lunch. How careless of me… and me, a man of words! No, launch won’t be for a few days yet. We’re moving the components into place, though – no doubt about it. It’s like a big, fat, dysfunctional chess board with pieces whittled from plastic explosives. A little on the touchy side, let’s say. That’s what we get for working with a mad scientist, especially one as mercurial as Mitch Macaphee. No matter… we’ll get off the ground, possibly before the Space Shuttle does. (Oh, that launched, finally? Well…. I guess maybe not.) There are other races to be won, however. We may well be the first band on the sun. Hmmm… good idea for a song. Maybe the chorus would go something like this:

Band on the sun!
Band on the sun!
The tuber-man, and uncle sam
will be toasting hot dog buns
when we land on the sun!

Well, it needs a little work. In any case, we’ve got other stuff we can play when we reach the outer rings of the Jovian system. There’s a little number called “Volcano Man” we can pull on the denizens of Titan. (It’s a tune off of our recent album International House that features a strange interlude eerily reminiscent of an afternoon we spent once on that dry alien moon.) It happens that Marvin (my personal robot assistant) is particularly fond of that song. (I think it’s because he plays the singing saw in the middle 24. Listen carefully.)

Got a little extra rehearsal time in this evening. Actually, it’s kind of funny the way it worked out. We got the two Lincolns to run upstairs and bang pots and pans in the courtyard while we were playing. That’s just to throw the local constabulary off – we’re still behind about 28 months on the taxes and are technically squatters. Fact is, the boys in blue don’t know we’re in here… and so long as they don’t read this blog, they probably won’t catch on. I think the ruse worked, at least to the extent that it got Anti-Lincoln arrested for disturbing the peace. (While he’s in jail, we should get posi-Lincoln to do outrageous things and then deny responsibility, since Lincoln is obviously in jail. Clever, eh? No? Just checking. )

Okay, so anyway… back to work with us. Everybody’s got an instrument in hand, yes? Very good. And man-sized tuber…. you can use your tap root, there’s a good chap.

White guy talk.

I confess I haven’t been watching the confirmation hearings of judge Sotomayor for a seat on the U.S. Supreme Court, nor listening to them. It’s been a lot easier to avoid doing so than it was ducking the coverage of Michael Jackson’s death and its aftermath, quite frankly. Apparently our news outlets don’t consider this “newsy” enough. In any case, what I’ve heard and seen have been snippets of interrogations by Jeff Sessions (R-Alabama… I think the “R” stands for “Racist”) and Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina, a.k.a. “McCain’s brain”), also a bit from Dr. Coburn (R-Oklahoma). Certainly on that side of the partisan divide, the Judiciary committee comes off as a kind of cracker-town. And because the Democrats are, on the whole, utterly spineless and all-too-willing to fold on matters of principle, it is very often the core “values” of these southern conservative senators that end up carrying the most weight.

Sure, they won’t get their way- most likely- on the Sotomayor nomination, but that’s to be expected. They are in the minority, the presidency is no longer in their hands, so as Jon Stewart has so aptly put it, “it’s supposed to taste like a shit taco.” The problem is more with the timidity of the other party. Leave us face it – Sotomayor, distinguished jurist that she is, is not exactly a leftist version of Justice Scalia. Even with a virtually filibuster-proof majority, a Democratic president would never dare make that dramatic an appointment. Frankly, if Obama had named someone like, I don’t know, Jonathan Turley, he would have gotten howls of protest from the Republicans… exactly what he’s gotten with the appointment of a relative centrist, in the mold of Justice Souter (whom Sotomayor would be replacing). It’s the same dynamic as with proposing a single-payer health care system instead of some market-driven hybrid destined to fail – they’re going to call you a socialist anyway, so why not go for the gold?

Still, even though we’ve reached the point in American political culture where in order to be considered for nomination to the Supreme Court a judge must declare his/her love for gun ownership, disavow any position on abortion, and practically dance on Emmett Till’s grave, the Republicans are finding a great deal to complain about with this nominee. It’s frankly laughable to hear Jeff Sessions – who considered the voting rights act a “piece of intrusive legislation” and who had no problem with the KKK until some were caught smoking dope – and Lindsey Graham raising the banner against discrimination. Have they taken a look at their own panel? Are there a whole lot of black and Latino members of the Judiciary Committee? The Senate itself? Any chance that “reverse racism” is going to whittle away at their advantage in that august body? They need to calm down a bit. Though I suspect this is more about positioning the G.O.P. as a defender of Joe Six-pack (a.k.a. white working guys) than any genuine concern about the nominee. (See: Pat Buchanan)

Fact is, these guys are fine with non-white judges… so long as they behave exactly like southern white guys.

luv u,

jp