First, tune your folk guitar to the standard tones. Okay, so how does that go again? Every Good Boy Does Fine, right? But what about the sixth string? Wait a minute – you mean there’s a DIFFERENT system for guitar strings? Man god damn. This is more complicated than I thought.

So, you may well ask, why am I furiously brushing up on my substandard guitar skills? Simple, my friend – we will be releasing our new single on June 1st, and I may be called upon to perform the number at some point. And pianos are heavy, or at least mine are, so it makes more sense to work up a solo version on my nice portable Martin D-1. Which I can barely play. Hence the drills. Get the picture?

Up “Against It”

I am authorized by Big Green’s counsel to announce that our new single, Against It, will be released on June 1. This will by our first commercial release in a year, since we dropped our fourth album, In Retrograde, on May 1 of 2025, and I guess you could say we’re excited. Yes, you could certainly say that, though saying it doesn’t make it true. We’re not the excitable type, frankly – we just kind of do our thing and chill, like they did in the old days.

That said, Against It is not exactly a chill track, so to speak. Unlike nearly all 24 of the songs on In Retrograde, this single is topical. And no, I don’t mean it’s the kind of song that comes in a tube and that you should only use externally. Against It can be termed a political song. We’ll have more to say about the lyric later. I can tell you that the cover art is a photo by a Palestinian photographer named Hosny Salah, who works in Gaza (see below).

So, hey … something to look forward to, anyway. Am I right? I said, AM I RIGHT?! Whoops. Apologies – I keep forgetting this is a blog post, not a face to face conversation. Wrong of me to expect instant affirmation.

Other things happening … and not

Aside from our pending single release and my ongoing struggles with a low-rent six-string, we’ve got a few things on the back burner. These include:

The Ned Trek Collection – As I previously mentioned, we’re planning on pulling together one (or possibly three) albums worth of our Ned Trek songs from the same-named podcast we ran in the twenty teens. These would mostly be remixes of the songs we included on the musical episodes, plus some material we never released (including eight tracks from the mythical “lost episode” that we recorded in 2018 but never finished).

There are – again, as referenced in previous posts – about 100 Ned Trek tracks. We’re going to work them over and see how many will meet our AMAZINGLY HIGH STANDARDS for commercial release. (Please keep the laughter down – I’m trying to think while I type.) In any case, whether or not we drop one, two, or three volumes via CDBaby or whatever, we will make the other tracks available for listening via other means (yet to be determined). Maybe a King Crimson-like archive! Or (far more likely) something infinitely cheaper!

New Songs – Lest we be denounced as mere retread-focused has-beens (or, in our case, more like never have-beens), we do have a raft of new songs just begging to be recorded (well …. Matt has new songs. I have song ideas that need work, so situation normal). Once we dispense with the Ned Trek remixes, we will move on to that little project. (Promises, promises …)

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